Only in New York

You will not be able to explain this to your parents.Oct 11 – Oct 17

A science-themed drag show offers a campy introduction to New York City’s bats, featuring three drag acts and a bat scientist.

Scary Island
Wed Oct 14 · 8:30 PMEris Mainstage · Brooklyn

Watch a word-for-word theatrical adaptation of a Real Housewives of New York episode, titled “Sun, Sand and Psychosis.”

Serial Experiments Lain Marathon
Tomorrow · 5 PMSeventh Heaven Bar & Karaoke · Bushwick

Watch all 13 episodes of *Serial Experiments Lain* in original Japanese with English subtitles on VHS at a Bushwick bar.

Climbs & Lines @ Metrorock
Wed Oct 14 · 7 PMMetroRock · Bushwick

Draw live models suspended on climbing walls and in the air during a figure-drawing session at MetroRock.

Scientific Controversies No. 37: Octopus Umwelt
Tue Oct 13 · 8 PMPioneer Works · Brooklyn

A science event devoted to the octopus umwelt—the strange question of how octopuses perceive their surroundings.

Ghost Mic: An Open Mic for Poems by Dead Poets
Tue Oct 13 · 7 PMConwell Coffee & Cocktail Hall · Financial District

Readings of poems by dead poets make up this unusually specific evening at a Financial District coffee-and-cocktail hall.

Dead Comedian Contest: Who are you a DEAD RINGER for?
Tue Oct 13 · 8 PMThe Comic Strip · Yorkville

Dress and act like your favorite late comedian in a Dead Comedian Contest, with audience costumes encouraged.

The 36th Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade
Sat Oct 17 · 1 PMTompkins Square Park · Alphabet City

Watch the 36th Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade, including a dog parade, costume contest and festival block full of treats and activities; no dog is required and watching is free, while the specific parade and judging times will be finalized closer to the event.

FREE TICKETS! Mario Kart Tournament Comedy Roast Show - Brotaku
Thu Oct 15 · 7:30 PMEastville Comedy Club · Boerum Hill

Watch stand-up comedians roast 16 players competing in a live Mario Kart tournament, with wildcard players pulled from the audience and a $250 grand prize; audience tickets are $19, competitors pay $27, all tickets include two takoyaki balls and one meat skewer, and the event has a two-drink minimum.

An expert-led bar lecture asks whether Victorian photographers captured ghosts.